Victimitis
victimitis: a disease that makes the person inflicted with it a victim in every situation.
1. he is not required to pay his mortgage, he has victimitis and did not know what the word variable meant.
2. my victimitis and diabetes is flaring up, it is not my fault as i only had 1 two-liter of sunkist, 2 breakfast sandwiches from mcdonalds and am finally down to 300 pounds.
3. it is not my fault that i was fired, i suffer from victimitis and only called in sick 23 days last year.
4. it is not my fault that i was forced to declare bankruptcy, on top of my victimitis i had to buy my wife some gastric byp-ss surgery, a follow-up tummy tuck, and a $900 bicycle that i am to fat to ride.
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