Victoria Day
canadian holiday;
1) the last monday in may on which we get the day off ’cause it was queen victoria’s birthday like a thousand years ago, whoever she was. now called ‘may two-four’
2) the official start of canadian summer.
3) the day canadians drink beer and clean out/open their swimming pools. (weather permitting)
4) a day off at the end of may. the monday or friday closest to the 24th, sometimes both.
guy: “why do they call it victoria day?”
dude: “idk. who cares? it’s may two-four, b-tch!”
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