video slump
noun
the period of time directly preceding one’s mid-life crisis.
during this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.
sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more pr-ne to a video slump than others.
symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
that guy is in one h-ll of a video slump – today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar and pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!
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