Vienna Sausage Truck


“vienna sausage” truck – a common vehicle choice of those suffering from small d-ck syndrome. one of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.
“dude, what the h-ll is that in my rear view mirror riding my -ss?”

“ugh, it’s one of those obnoxious vienna sausage trucks… what a d-ck!”

“seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small d-ck is to be a big fat d-ck on the road and try to kill someone”

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