Vietnam War
the most controversial war in history.
my dad was involved in the vietnam war
yet another example of france f-cking up and the us riding in to bail their sorry -sses out. unfortunately for them, it didn’t work out as well as the world wars and the us got a bl–dy nose. statistically the war went relatively well for america, but gross political mismanagement and the m-ss media’s attempts to force public opinion against the war crippled the military’s efforts and america ultimately had to pull out. basically, the vietnam war was lost in america, not in vietnam.
the usa could have easily won the vietnam war by playing fast and hard, but worthless politicians kept them on such a tight leash they could only hope to tickle north vietnam and only after being punched in the face. or we could have returned de gaulle’s favor and told the d-mn frogs to f-ck off in the beginning and spared ourselves the whole experience.
a drinking game based on the war of the same name. similar to beer pong.
two teams, america and vietnam, both get 10 cups. america arranges their cups in a triangle (as in beer pong), with the usual amount of beer in them. vietnam places their cups anywhere they like on their side of the table, but the cups are full.
if america makes a shot, someone on team vietnam has to drink the whole cup and removes it. if vietnam makes a shot, someone on team america has to drink the cup and refill it.
the game ends when all cups on the vietnam side are gone, or when america gives up.
hey, wanna play beer pong?” “nah, i got a better game, it’s called the vietnam war.”
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