Vietnamese crouching tiger
a cruel but humorous s-x move the involves the male pulling the corners of his eyes to blur his vision while having s-x, typically with an ugly woman.
“hey bill did you and toothless tammy get it on last night?”
“yeah but i had to vietnamese crouching tiger her all night”
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