Vietnamese Noodle Sandwich
national dish of vietnam. the precise way in which it is made is a closely-guarded secret, handed down only by vietnamese mothers to their daughters. however, the ingredients are public knowledge:
2 nubile vietnamese women (if unavailable, subst-tute 2 hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatb-lls
4 bamboo canes (for support)
cook for approximate 1 hour. once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.
“once you have tasted a vietnamese noodle sandwich, you will never go back”.
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