Viking Hammer
a contraceptive method dating back to the vikings.
when having s-x with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the viking pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?
mark: oh not much…we had s-x for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so i ended up just giving her the old viking hammer…
mike: pow! right in the kisser!
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