Viking King
a s-xual position in which one partner takes the other from behind, and makes hand motion as though rowing a viking ship. the other partner is lying down with their chest up like the mighty prow of a ship, and puts their hands on either side of their head, pointer fingers up to symbolize viking horns. done in celebration of norse heritage.
person 1: so…what do you want to do tonight baby?
person 2: viking king!!! -horns-
-humping ensues-
horrible-smelling, long-haired, guy, who expresses his allegience to the h-m-s-xual cause by wearing a plastic viking hat at rit
dude, did you see that f-g the viking king playing warhammer with tff again, god d-mn, what is with that hat?
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