Viking Longboat
a couple -ssume the 69 position with the woman on top.
just before -j-c-l-t–n, the man brings his legs up and locks the woman’s head down on the p-n-s.
at the exact moment of -j-c-l-t–n the man farts, causing a faceful of fart and s-m-n for said woman
the viking longboat is best performed after mexican or indian food for the perfect finish
dude 1: ”i was 69ing with angie last night and i decided to viking longboat her!”
dude 2: ”dude! did the fart stink?”
dude 1: ”h-ll yeah it did! i ate like twelve burritos the night before!”
dude 2: ”dude!”
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