Vilde
vilde is a norwegian, female name. it is a shortened version of “alvilde” or “alvhilde” which is an old, norse name that means “battle of the elves”.
girls/women with this name are generally awesome. they are extremely intelligent and can kill people by using their brain waves on them. they are also very, very hot and beautiful. if you looked at the list of the best people that has ever lived, then jesus would be in the first place, and then there would be tons and tons of vilde on the rest of the list.
if you meet someone with this name, the proper greeting is to kneel in front of her and kiss the her shoes. if the vilde thinks that you are cool, then she will nod and say “bróđir” (which is icelandic for brother) or “systir” (which is icelandic for sister), depending on what gender you are. if the vilde does not like you, then she will instantly d-ck kick you or c-nt punt you, this also depending on what gender you are.
“man, i wish my name was vilde.”
“i met a vilde last night, and d-mn, i think i fell in love!”
one of the nicest, most sweetest girls you’ll probably ever meet. she is insanely beautiful, but refuses to acknowledge that about herself. she is so kind, caring, thoughtful and adorable that you just want to hug the cr-p out of her most of the time. she likes to embarr-ss people by complimenting them, but of course she hates it when it comes to her. she always thinks you’re mocking her or making fun of her, when in reality you just like to tease her like that, because she makes it so d-mn easy. there is no one like her in this entire world, and if you’re lucky enough to know her, she probably means the world to you.
vilde is so hard to pr-nounce.
confidence, vilde.
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