Vinatique
(vin-at-ik)
1. a person fanatical about vintage or antique life. one who lives in the past to the extent of rejecting all forms of modern ideals or advances.
(vin-at-eek)
2. a vintage out antique object located somewhere in between the two definitions. a point of obscurity in age.
1. “he’s so out of touch with modern life! dude doesn’t even have a cellphone.”
“he’s such a vinatique.”
2. “what would you call this thing? it’s somewhere between 1890 and 1910.”
“i dunno man, i’d just call it a vintantique.”
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