Vincident
an act perpetrated by one called vinny. usually a violent outburst brought on by nothing more than a smile, a laugh or something else not directed at him. the reaction can involve anything from him banging on his own skull to the point of bleeding to kicking the sh-t out of a copy machine. on occasion, police -ssistance may be needed to taser the miserable b-st-rd. almost always, he’ll use the excuse of his “condition” to get out of being arrested.
man did you see what vinny did to the copy machine??!? it ate his dollar bill and he went manimal on it and started swearing and then proceeded to kick the sh-t out of it. he ran when the cashier called the police to report a vincident.
a surpirsing and somewhat frustrating incident or event caused by a certin vincent (noun).
q: what happened to the champagne gl-ss?
a: there was a ‘vincident’.
‘someone being thrown into a pool immediatlely upon arrival’.
an incident or occurence involving someone named vincent.
oh my god! did i tell you about the vincident i had yesterday??
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