Vine
a short video, usually 5 to 10 seconds long of compiled clips of random stuff. they are frequently posted on social websites such as facebook, twitter etc.
hey man, did you see the vine by jerome jarre?
yeah, that dude is hilarious
something you do it for.
mom: why did you do that?
boy: i do it for the vine.
a new form of social networking logging the events in the lives of stupid people. curiously, this includes three activities: twerking, pretending to chase women, parodying 1st world problems, and fights where a black person says something funny. in short: once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.
“dude, did you see that vine where that girl twerked in yoga pants?”
“yeah, i’ve seen it at least twenty times. once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”
a social network where people can be racist as long as it’s funny
dude did you see that new “black people be like” vine
in a sense taken from the music of tom waits, a vine is a man’s life, and more specifically, his love life.
if one were to listen to the song another man’s vine, a song of envy and infidelity, you would hear that a man’s lover is a rose on his vine, and when she is unfaithful…another man picks that rose.
an excerpt from another man’s vine,
from the alb-m blood money,
by tom waits-
“golden willie’s gone to war
he left his young wife on the sh-r-
will she be steadfast everyday?
while golden willie’s far away
along the way her letters end
she never reads what willie sends
i see a red rose
i smell a red rose
red rose blooming
on another man’s vine”
high quality marijuana, or cannabis. a term coined by pittsburgh based rapper beedie.
i’m blowin’ on that vine and it tastes great!
when a girl uses cheap toilet paper and wiping leaves little strings attached to her p-b-s.
“my buddy bob hooked up with this beast of a woman and went down on her only to come up with a mouthful of vines!”
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