vinegar breath
vinegar breath is the act of trapping your significant other under the blankets (dutch oven can be included in this step) whilst you m-st-rb-t-. just as you are at your vinegar stroke you release the blankets and insert yourself into your significant others open mouth as they are gasping for air and release.
my wife scratched me with her fingernails so i gave her vinegar breath
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