Vintage Strange


an older woman, often one perceived to be s-xually attractive and experienced

from “vintage” meaning “older” and “strange” denoting an unknown, something one has not experienced yet
i want some “vintage strange” equivalent to “i want to bag a cougar” (where “cougar” is used to refer to an older woman, and “bag” refers to seduction)

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