Violate Jizz Bath
a form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of s-m-n from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. once in the bathtub’s magnificent mixture of gasoline and s-m-n, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.
person a: how did (insert name here) kill themself?
person b: by taking a violate j-zz bath.
person a: well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
person b: if i had the b-lls, i’d do that.
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