Violent Explosive Diarrhea

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how can i tell if my baby has diarrhea?
an occasional loose stool is nothing to worry about, but if your baby’s bowel movements suddenly change; that is, he p–ps more than normal and p-sses watery, mucus- or blood-streaked stools that are clear, yellow, green, or very dark, it’s diarrhea. a newborn will normally p–p up to eight or 10 times a day, and an older baby may p–p anywhere from a couple of times a day to once or twice a week. diarrhea will sometimes, but not always, have a foul smell.

a normal bowel movement from a breastfed baby who’s not yet on solids is usually yellowish and on the soft or liquid side. (many parents say these early p–ps smell like b-ttermilk). because your baby’s stools can change consistency and color depending on what he’s eating or what’s in your breast milk, your nose will usually tell you if something’s wrong.

a formula-fed baby usually p–ps once or more a day and has yellow or tan bowel movements of a peanut b-tter-like consistency that may smell a bit. formula-fed babies are more pr-ne to the illnesses that cause diarrhea because they don’t get the protective antibodies from breast milk.

once your baby starts eating solids, his p–p will firm up but will also change consistency based on what he’s been eating — and start to smell more than before. if your baby’s solid bowel movements start getting liquid again, it may be diarrhea.

while a severe case of diarrhea can alarm even the most unflappable parents, rest -ssured that in the u.s. most cases of diarrhea are relatively mild and don’t pose a major health threat as long as your baby doesn’t get dehydrated. if your baby is otherwise healthy and is getting plenty of fluids, the diarrhea will probably clear up in a couple of days. wamp! ved!!!!
what you get when you eat a lot of things that don’t mix very well. named for how the t-rds come out of your b-tt and it takes forever to clean up.
after i ate five chili dogs, four bran m-ffins, six sno cones, half a plate of fried fish, a third of a gallon of ice cream, and some cotton candy, i had violent explosive diarrhea for three days.
cr-p so much that your -ss starts to bleed and you die.
p–p a lot of diahrrea and die while having a seizure.
when you cr-p so much from eating so much
i had four burritos,six sno cones, a third gallon of ice cream, three bowls of baked beans,ten slushies,seven helpings to teriyaki chicken,and 20 french fries. then i gained 20 pounds lost one pound and had violent explosive diarrhea for 5 weeks