vip parking
the act of parking your fat-ss hummer (or other fat-ss vehicles) in two parking spots simultaneously. vip parking makes you especially pr-ne to having sugar poured in your gas tank, potatos shoved in your tailpipe, and car keying. by doing this, you have labeled yourself as a complete -sshole.
though his suv was clearly too large for a “compact” parking spot, chuck solved his problem by vip parking.
the parking sp-ce directly next to a handicapped parking sp-ce, indicating a closer parking sp-ce to said building.
“whoa dude, vip parking’s open!”
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