Virgarried
when you’re married but forced to be a virgin.
jelly: “man, i’m officially virgarried.”
jam:”how do you know?”
jelly:”because i’m b-tchy, i got a ring on it, and i haven’t gotten laid since march.”
jam: “but it’s june.”
jelly: “exactly. “
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