Virgin Ears
a person who has been vaguely exposed to s-x, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.
susie has a pair of virgin ears.
ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested earm-ffs.
in order to protect his virgin ears little billy used earm-ffs while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.
someone who has never heard of a certain topic, word, song, etc.
kelly: so i heard laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
jenny: shh- not so loud. sarah has virgin ears!
adjective
1. lacking worldly experience and understanding,
2. showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment
“don’t say that there are virgin ears present!”
a person that has not had a p-n-s inserted into their ear far enough to break the skin of the eardrum.
susie has preformed oral s-x, but her virgin ears have not be penetrated yet.
the name for the outer wall of the v-g-n- which sometimes is mistaken for an ear.
john: wtf!! she has 2 ears growing out of her crotch!
billy: lol, you schmuck,those are virgin ears.
trekky fan: doctor,is there anyway to stop my virgin ears from hanging down so much,id like to turn them into mr. spock ears
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