virgin mudslide
1. before deflowering a confirmed female virgin, before she thinks you (the man) is about to enter her v-g-n-, you ask her if she would like to have s-x and still be a virgin. right after she asks why or how, you insert your p-n-s into her -n-s.
2. directly before having s-x, a male claims that he is a virgin. as he moves his genitalia towards the v-g-n-, he inserts his p-n-s into her -n-s.
1. man 1: hey man, did you take that girls v-card last night?
man 2: not technically, i asked her if she wanted to keep her virginity then gave her the ol’ virgin mudslide.
2. female: i don’t know if that guy knew what he was doing or not, but he pulled a virgin mudslide.
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