virginia shim
using a virginia baked ham to “shim” up the v-g-n-l opening in loose women. you must insert the ham into the v-g-n- and yank out the bone. this leaves a much tighter opening.
her p-ssy was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, so i had to give her a virginia shim.
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