virginity
what women are proud to have and men are ashamed of.
“i’d feel guilty taking your virginity away from you,” she said, “you’re so . . . nice.”
“it’s not like i value it,” said he.
unfortunately rare, but a valuable find. believing in morality and true love. devotion and commitment to purity. beauty in self-control. presence of mind in stressful situations. admirable abstinence.
my virginity means something to me. it’s not that i’m unwanted
a big issue over a little tissue.
girl – “i don’t know if we should; i kind of still want to keep my virginity.”
guy – “what’s the big, f-cking deal?!”
the greatest gift a woman or man can give to someone. you can only lose your virginity once, if you take someone’s virginity, you have taken something that they can never get back: it’s irreplaceable. as this is the first time someone has s-x, the presence of the hymen will make this the tightest f-ck.
parker: guess what man.
alex: what?
parker: i took christina’s virginty.
alex: g-d d-mn you, i wanted christina’s virginity.
parker: haha, sucks to be you.
something that i’ll probably keep forever, due to my emotional and mental instablity.
hey, you gonna lose your virginity or what?
nah, i’m too unstable for a relationship.
the first time doing something fun, not always implying a s-xual act.
person 1: dude i just lost my concert virginity.
person 2: sweeeeeet. i lost mine a while back.
something that disappeared from america long ago.
tessa: i lost my virginity yesterday!
bob: aren’t you thirteen?
tess: going on fourteen!
bob: sl-t.
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