virginity loophole


the virginity loophole

the idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from v-g-n-l s-x and having only -n-l s-x before marriage.
patient: “dr p, am i still a virgin if i only have -n-l s-x before marriage?”

dr p: “young lady, you keep telling yourself that. just keep telling yourself that s-x does not include -n-l s-x. your subscribing to the virginity loophole doesn’t work. how ridiculous a thought is that? what did you learn from our beloved president c? a bj is not s-x. so give your boyfriend a bj.”

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