virshittity
when you lose your virginity but also get p–p on either your b-lls, d-ck, or hands through accidental contact with your partners poorly wiped -sshole.
guy #1: “sh-t guys, i just realized there’s p–p all over my b-lls from having s-x. i don’t think she wiped!”
guy #2: “sounds like you just lost your virsh-tt-ty.”
guy #1: “i’m not even embarr-ssed, i’m not a virgin anymore!”
guy #3: “i bet she doesn’t even do that for her boyfriend…”
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