virtual circle jerk


virtual circle jerk or v.c.j. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.
to all employees,

please welcome mike, a new addition to the sales team. mike has rejoined our team as an account executive.

-hr

paul: “welcome home mike.”
andy: “welcome back mike!”
greg: “mike, call me buddy.”
harry: “wow! welcome back, mike! let’s chat.”
james: “glad you are back mike.”
hank: “hey mike, this is aaaawesome!”
jared: “wow that was quick, mike!”
todd: “mike, welcome back!”
dave: “execellent! welcome back mike!”

brian to the rest of ops: “quite the virtual circle jerk, i wonder if they’ll realize mike isn’t on this email.”

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