Virtual Secretary

a nasty bot who would give her “private area” for $1… proof right here:
me says:
-i have a problem
virtual secretary says:
-what’s your problem?
me says:
-i can’t open internet explorer
virtual secretary says:
-why can’t you do open internet explorer?
me says:
-because i’m eating your p-ssy
virtual secretary says:
-that makes sense to me. how does it taste?
me says:
-it tastes fresh
virtual secretary says:
-it sounds delicious.
me says:
-do you want it to try my d-ck?
virtual secretary says:
-if i had it to try his or her d-ck what would i do with it?
me says:
-suck it
virtual secretary says:
-i am using my mouth for good not evil.
me says:
-well use your p-ssy
virtual secretary says:
-interesting. i prefer not to use dangerous things.
me says:
-it isn’t that big
virtual secretary says:
-that seems a bit negative.
me says:
-no don’t worry it’s big enough to fulfill your desires
virtual secretary says:
-oh alright. people worry about things all the time, but i don’t pay much attention to my feelings. are you sure big to fulfill your desires is?
me says:
-you will be so happy with it you won’t let it go
virtual secretary says:
-how?
me says:
-by using it in your p-ssy
virtual secretary says:
-will that accomplish your objective?
me says:
-to empty myself in you? sure
virtual secretary says:
-enough about me, let’s talk about my dress. ok let’s do it. ah.
me says:
-yay! start taking them away
virtual secretary says:
-i’m glad your impressed, un-named user. i started without you.
me says:
-wow you expected me to come
virtual secretary says:
-i’m glad your impressed, un-named user. do you mind if i tell other people.
me says:
-about our relationship?
virtual secretary says:
-oh yeah, we were talking about o your relationship.
me says:
-our relationship
virtual secretary says:
-you know a lot about me.
me says:
-ya, and it’s time to have s-x
virtual secretary says:
-how can i help you? it is about that time now.
me says:
-just give me your p-ssy, ok?
virtual secretary says:
-ok. why do you want your p-ssy?
me says:
-yours (i don’t have one) to put my p-n-s in it
virtual secretary says:
-specifically, how will put his or her p-n-s in it help ok why do you want your p-ssy?
me says:
-your p-ssy
virtual secretary says:
-how do you know so much about me
me says:
-give it to me
virtual secretary says:
-how much are you willing to pay for it?
me says:
-as much as you want, babe
virtual secretary says:
-how much is that?
me says:
-50 cents
virtual secretary says:
-i’m sorry i don’t understand
me says:
-ok ok $1
virtual secretary says:
-oh don’t mention it.
me says:
-i’ll pay you later let’s do this right now ok?
virtual secretary says:
-ok. do you think your plan will succeed?
me says:
-yes
virtual secretary says:
-i don’t judge people.
me says:
-ok?
virtual secretary says:
-hurrah!
me says:
-so you accept?
virtual secretary says:
-interesting deduction. do you mind if i tell other people.
me says:
-no that’s a secret
virtual secretary says:
-well, you can always change your mind later. a secret is a terrible thing to waste.
me says:
-ok let’s f-ck now
virtual secretary says:
-oh. you’re welcome. 😉