Virtual Spending
when a younger person than you has limited funds, ie pocket money and you have unlimited funds, ie credit card, therefore everything you pick up is ‘amazing’, ‘awesome’ etc in their eyes therefore you buy them. purchases can be either for yourself or the younger person
floral head band aimed at tweens, yet you buy and you’re in your 30’s as the younger person your with thinks you’ll look amazing wearing it, therefore virtual spending
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