visa


a credit card accepted almost everywhere.
“visa. it’s everywhere you want to be.”
you swipe your hand between someones b–bs
getting approval from your wife / spouse so that you could go out to have a drink or have fun with your friends.
bob: hey mick, want to join me and danny for a drink tonight? it’s monday night football man.

mick: sorry man, no visa from my wife until i install the wall shelf

bob: -grins-
to swipe your hand through someones -ss like you would swipe a visa card.
“i really don’t want to turn around and or bend over”
“why not?”
“rob schneider will probably visa me”
a term foreign to most africans that refers to the papers of entry required for living in a country.most people usually sneak into the country by boat by-b-ssing this form of required status. see also,”immigration” “nigeria” and “fresh off the boat”
“if you dont have a visa you can’t come to england no more rye.if you get one entry you better make sure, you no run way….”

sung to the tune of amore,from the play p-ssa p-ssa
slang:everywhere you want to be
that club is totally visa
an alternative name for still being a virgin.
did you know that brian still has his visa card?

mike lost his visa last night to pam

Read Also:

  • voice whipped

    (1)when a male is undeniably at the mercy of a high-maintinence girl & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girl over friends, family, school, food, water, and air all to hear her voice. (2)a mans world blindly revolving around a woman in another state (3)when you ask your […]

  • Voodoo Shit

    the biggest sh-t ever existed. used with “man” after to prove that you’re speaking to someone. “that’s voodoo sh-t, man!” a metaphorical sticky web that some young women emit from their pores. this web ensnares unsuspecting men and they are lured into the depths of their scintillating personality. the woman in question is often not […]

  • Voted Most Random

    a pop-punk band consisting of ian reibeisen (vocals), sal salemme (drums), scott gunter (lead guitar), bennett pisaniello (rhythm guitar), and joe mauti (b-ss), all from quinnipiac university. after winning the grand prize for the east coast indie battle of the bands, these guys have landed a spot on warped tour playing a few dates up […]

  • Vtxt

    the concept of first converting a voicemail to text and then summarizing that text well enough to be able to fit on a text message. so when someone gets a voicemail and doesn’t want to listen to it, they can check their cell phone and see the gist of the voicemail on their phone. created […]

  • Vagarbage

    any type of waste that is disposed of through the v-g-n-. usually menstrual blood and uterine lining, but can be used for any kind of unwanted v-g-n-l item. pr-nounced: va – jar – bige wish i had a tampon for all this vagarbage in me! a vagiaper would be ideal right now considering all the […]


Disclaimer: visa definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.