Visayan Daily Star
an “english”-language newspaper published in bacolod city, in the visayan region of the philippines.
has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. however, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.
currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city’s colorfuldouche bag mayor, evelio leonardia, who is renowned for being bacolod’s first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
me: honey i need more toilet paper.
chrysee: here’s the visayan daily star, dear!
me: thanks!
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