vista

viruses
infections
spyware
trojans and
adware

notice the word vista going down the left side
see bsod for an example of vista.
surp-ssing xp, vista will be the world’s largest and most powerful computer virus. it’s codename is longhorn, and it is manufactured by the beast of redmond aka microsoft. it will try to lure people in to buying the overly priced piece of sh-t by stealing transparancy ideas from mac osx and making secure command lines similar to linux. it will only work with certain “security enabled” monitors, so most home users will have to upgrade (again) and some notebook users will be f-cked. i have a amd 64 3200+ with 2 gigs of ram and an 80 gb hdd and i am still running win2k, although debian is my main weapon of choice. vista is already undergoing numerous trademark lawsuits, and it will be replacing ntfs with winfs, which means support for the fat’s may decline.
late 2006/ early 2007
me: what’s that cd you haave there?
noob: windows vista.
me: what is your primary computer use?
noob: h4xorng!!!!!!!!!!! and web surfing. t3h 1337.
me: -breaks cd-. you will be fine with this. -hands him win3.11 cd.
noob: n0!!!!!!!!!!!
noun…
1) microsoft’s latest – and perhaps last – major operating system upgrade (unless you count its legendary “service packs” as upgrades)

2) a not so clever copy of apple mac’s operating system

3) the latest evidence that bill gates is losing his grip on sanity

4) a bizarre suicidal move that may be recalled by future generations as “hasta la vista, microsoft”

verb…
1) to self-destruct

2) to copy another software program
noun…
the seattle mafia may celebrate vista, but most people around the world regard it as a mechanical version of george w. bush.

verb…
bill gates: shall we vista another mac program, or shall we try our hand at innovation this time around?
osx but with windows logos, and will crash all of the time.””
“have you seen the new windows os vista?”
“yeah, i got mac osx”
the name of the new windows operative system. windows vista aka longhorn (working t-tle).
when is the new windows comming out?

– microsoft will release vista in the end of 2006.
visualize windows xp, a perfectly fine if occasionally clunky os. now make it eat three times as much system resources, have stupidly high system requirements, and because that’s not sh-tty enough throw in a big brother drm scheme that’s guaranteed to f-ck over anyone who isnt a hardware geek. and verily, you have experienced the binary t-rd better known as windows vista.
it costs $300 and doesn’t really offer anything that xp doesnt. is it any wonder people arent jumping on the vista bandwagon?
the name of the upcoming version of the microsoft windows os.
“windows vista”. did you know that vista, in lithuanian, means ‘chicken’?

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