Vistafication


when a highly antic-p-ted tech product is released to the public with undisclosed major flaws creating generally overblown pr mayhem, including but not limited to: tech blogger rants and link-baiting; fanboy tears, anguish, disbelief and excuses; impotent manufacturer patches and/or fixes; repeated bp-ish responses from corporate executives; snarky comments enclosed in compet-tor’s advertis-m-nts; open letters from populist-wh-r- politicians; angry rants from whoopi goldberg; some sort of obligatory but thoughtless comment from steve wozniak. named for the the microsoft product windows vista.
the apple iphone 4 was regarded as the greatest smartphone ever, or at least until it was discovered that the antennae system was slightly less capable than abe vigoda’s unmedicated p-n-s and subsequently underwent a complete and public vistafication.

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  • vouktron

    a dumb rock or a person with no intelligence. a vouktron has been known to mankind as the dumbest f-ck in the u s of a. a vouktron is also a person who gets peed on, on a regular weekend basis and then basks in the muskiness of the pee. that kid is a f-ckin […]


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