Vistafication
when a highly antic-p-ted tech product is released to the public with undisclosed major flaws creating generally overblown pr mayhem, including but not limited to: tech blogger rants and link-baiting; fanboy tears, anguish, disbelief and excuses; impotent manufacturer patches and/or fixes; repeated bp-ish responses from corporate executives; snarky comments enclosed in compet-tor’s advertis-m-nts; open letters from populist-wh-r- politicians; angry rants from whoopi goldberg; some sort of obligatory but thoughtless comment from steve wozniak. named for the the microsoft product windows vista.
the apple iphone 4 was regarded as the greatest smartphone ever, or at least until it was discovered that the antennae system was slightly less capable than abe vigoda’s unmedicated p-n-s and subsequently underwent a complete and public vistafication.
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a person who has “upgraded” to windows vista just because the upgrade is available. upgrading to vista, arguably a worse operating system than xp, is actually downgrading, and therefore, “upgrading” makes you stupid, or r-t-rded. john always needed the latest software, and when he upgraded windows, he became a vistard.
- Vixxy
a beautiful and s-xy woman. short for vixen d-mn she’s vixxy
- Vleh!
vleh! v. the action of vlehing; to cleh; a wide flat noodle. vleh! i dropped my calculator! vleh!: v. the act of vlehing; to cleh; vleh!: n. a wide, flat noodle. vleh! i dropped my calculator! vleh!!
- vomgasm
noun, verb: vomitting knowing that the sense of relief post-vomit will outweigh the discomfort of vomitting. i’d been feeling pretty ropey for most of the day, my nausea really was reaching a terrifying crescendo, but then i vomgasmed and felt a lot better.
- vouktron
a dumb rock or a person with no intelligence. a vouktron has been known to mankind as the dumbest f-ck in the u s of a. a vouktron is also a person who gets peed on, on a regular weekend basis and then basks in the muskiness of the pee. that kid is a f-ckin […]