visual basic programmer


someone who -thinks- they know how to program, but in reality is pretty average… almost always don’t really understand the inner workings of a computer… they get scared by things like call stacks, registers, pointers, -ssembly, or anything that has to do with the guts of a computers…

also, they are generally not smart enough to do embedded development…
embedded developer: i just hacked the can bus in my car… used a philips tja1050 transceiver, paired it up to a mcf5485 coldfire, developed the logger and gauge renderer in c (gasp!) using codewarrior and spat the image data out to the tft in my car to have virtual gauges on everything!

what have you developed lately?

visual basic programmer: an ftp server…

embedded developer: oh… cool…

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