Vitaliy Zeltser


1. a creature that dwells in mountain caves. plays with mountain lion t-st-cl-s for a living. prefers old gr-ss sprayed with feces and goat sh-t. has a lifespan of 14 years mostly because of the high risk of falling of the mountain due to his intellectual genius.
2. highly defective r-t-rd that has a p-n-s equivalent to a hamster’s fingernail.
3. genetically produced robot made for the soul purpose of scr-w-ng up alex v’s life
1. vitaliy contains dumpleberrys in his ears from falling in love lions -ss
2. have you seen vitaliy’s d-ck? no
3. vitaliy told on alex because alex cheated on the english test.

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