Vitamin P
vitamin p is code for prolintane. prolintane is a stimulant of norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors developed in the 1950s. this is a pretty awesome stimulant that is sometimes used by overachievers and nootropic freaks. the dose range is 20mg to 40mg and the duration is 7 hours to over 12 hours. it is a mild stimulant with a very good safety profile. it works best if cycled(some time on vitamin p, some time off vitamin p). it has recently gained popularity among college students and professionals. the one side effect is that you may become a chatterbox while on vitamin p. prolintane is a nootropic with a better safety profile than propylhexedrine, cyclopentamine and caffeine. prolintane is often referred to as vitamin p and can go for as much as $20 dollars per 40mg dose. doses of 40mg or more or continual use without breaks makes you hyper. vitamin p makes you courageous, but you may seem to bold and occasionally act like a talkative nutbar. your mind would literally feel like it’s been overclocked. vitamin p has no withdrawal effects and seems like a hybrid of caffeine
and nzt-jr.
college student: dude! i got so much work to do and all these cl-sses and homework.
college student 2: i’ve got some vitamin p!
college student: how much? i really have so much work, i’ll need a super brain for it all.
college student 2: i’ll give you 100mg for $20.
college student : cool!
3 weeks later!
college student: i’m amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. it’s best in the morning though. i feel great! this is like the precious nzt and it’s all mine. all mine! must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
college student 2: i’ve think you’ve gone mad with power.
college student: of course i did! have you ever tried going mad without power?! it sucks! n-body listens to you.
-10 years later-
college student 2: you’re a professional?
college student: sure! i owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because i’m gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. prolintane!
college student 2: stop biohacking!
college student: never! as long as i cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, i’ll becoome a galactic overlord.
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