Vitaphilia


vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

– noun

the erotic attraction to living beings. the opposite of necrophilia.

many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced voreaphiliaalso.
ex. 1

dude 1: dude! i’d totally bang that chick!
therapist: i see. you appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

ex. 2

zombie 1: graah, guh, bwuh, graaah. {translation: hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! i think i’ll go over and “eat her out”, if you catch my meaning!}
zombie 2: bwuh? grahhgh hugrhh! {translation: what? that’s sick! you must have vitaphilia!}
zombie 1: gruhbuh, raghhh. {translation: at least i’ll be eating tonight, -sshole.}

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