viturview
a fictional interview conducted using internet technology
during a viturview with our washington correspondent…
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the act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way. drunk: aaou eiii? oooouaa eeeo! jane: what’s that guy on the floor behind the sofa saying? joan: who the h-ll knows. he’s just making a vowel movement. to empty one’s tray of […]
- vulcan scissoring
two people connect their vulcan hand sign (see hand signal for live long and prosper) side ways between the v that the hand makes. this type of hand shake is not for the awkward of heart. yet once initiated a profound friendship will ensue . the vulcan handshake is to not be mistaken for the […]
- vacuum-mouth
when there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo. “cr-p i spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!” “quick! just vacuum-mouth it!” the act of streaching out your mouth to quikly inhale cookies (chocolate chip) […]
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fat deposits surrounding the female genitalia. sally had difficulty during intercourse because her vagifat created a fat shield blocking off the p-n-s.
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the two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted p-n-s from going in her. high success rate. works every time. more successful when accompanied by a “v-g-n- block” scream. “dude, i was totally trying to get with this girl last night, but she pulled a v-g-n- block.” […]