VL for the TL


virgin lips for the true love: when one saves his or her kisses for their true love, usually resulting in frustration on the true love’s part because the vl is not yet sure if his or her significant other is really the one.
danielle: has ben kissed amber yet?
marsha: nah, he’s still vl for the tl.
danielle: amber told me she’s getting tired of waiting for ben to make a move.

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