Vlad
vlad is usually a russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. he is known to have a big p-n-s and is a legend in bed. he has an amazing body and really funny. he is very popular especially with females…fine females
girl 1: oh my god who is that s-xy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big p-n-s too
known as vlad tepes, vlad dracul, or vlad the impaler, this man was a one of a kind person, always killing and owning. good looking, smart, he was one of the most violent prince of his times.
vlad dracula impaled thousands of turkish f-ggots.
a p-ssed of russian who will f-king throw something at you if you p-ss him off.
dont p-ss vlad off. last time he threw a chair at me
satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male s-x partner, deriving from vlad the impaler, the infamous 15th century transylvanian emperor.
it was like being kn-bbed by vlad the impaler
vlad’s are medium hight and they are pretty cute. he is funny well at least thinks he is. he likes girls that have curves. and that is pretty much all he is.
wuz up vlad, homie??
a mysterious cookie making bunny
vlad? vlad, vlad… i know two vlads. there’s the bad vlad… and then there’s bunny vlad, the one that makes cookies!
short for vladmir vodka (incredibly cheap and sh-tty vodka usually drunk by broke undercl-ssmen)
i got this freshman a bottle of vlad for ten bucks, but i made him pay twenty.
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