Vladau
vladau, the most kick-ss and masculine t-tle, used after a person’s name. it’s well known that chuck norris is one of the very few chosen ones that go under this name.
good morning, vladau! please don’t turn me into a pile of ashes with your bad-ss and masculine looks, oscar vladau!
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