vLAN
a lan party done by a russian. mainly consisting of males and computers.
computer games, caffeine and women all combined into one long night.
“you ready for the vlan on sat-rday?”
“you better believe it!”
the act of p-ssing gas, or anything displeasing.
the kitty vlan!
i just vlanned.
ew, this pizza is so vlan.
what is she even wearing, that girl is such vlan.
honestly, who vlanned?
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- Vlingered
to completely ruin a conversation or social activity by making a disgusting or inappropriate comment. we were having a really nice time at brunch until morgan vlingered us by talking about his genital warts.
- vobble
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- Volcanic Bomb
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- Vomiting in rage
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