vmf
the abbreviation for vertical motion flatulation, or the phenomanon that occours whenever one ascends rapidly though the air, pushing everything inside down. this causes a large amount of gas to exit the person. this happens most readily in aircraft, and because of the enclosed nature of the aircraft, the gas somtimes forms a horrible, near-visible, stench, called a vmf cloud
hey anthony, its true!
what?
delta makes a bigger vmf than southwest!
really?
yeah!
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