vmlag
lag induced by virgin media’s “traffic management”. notably more severe and perpetual that standard lag.
“this vmlag is really p–ping in my p–per!”
“go on without me – i’ve got vmlag.”
“guys, i’ve got something to tell you. i’ve got vmlag.”
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