vnw
virtual no wiper. when a person has a bowel movement and proceeeds to wipe. he/she is then pleasantly surprised to discover little to no fecal matter on the toilet paper. it is called a virtual no wiper and not simply a nowiper because you always have to wipe at least one time.
1. i saw a point at the end of my poo. it was, of course, a vnw.
2. my bowel movement took forever and did not break off cleanly. it was not a vnw.
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