vocal coach
(n.) one who teaches how to use their vocal cords for singing and melody
(n.) a singing teacher
to prepair for my latest concert, my vocal coach gave me tips on how to reach higher notes.
my vocal coach is my former music teacher from high school.
i often wonder why i became the celebrity and my vocal coach didn’t.
me: i want to be able to sing louder, can you help me?
vocal couch: absolutely! now, have you tried bringing your voice to the front of your mouth instead of the back of you throat?…
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