Vocal Crapper
one who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when p-ssing a t-rd.
some vocal cr-ppers may also narrate what is happening as they take a sh-t, this is more likely to happen as the cr-pper is having a cr-p attack.
co-worker 1: man, i could hear everything that was happening to john when he took a sh-t this morning.
co-worker 2: what do you mean?
co-worker 1: i could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a sh-t!!
co-worker 2:yeah…. he is a vocal cr-pper.
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