vocational paradigm shift
job loss / being fired.
(as made famous by how i met your mother, on cbs)
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ted: “well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, i made an impromptu presentation using a four-pr-nged approach that really brought him to his knees.”
barney: “you hit him with a chair?”
ted: “yep.”
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