vodcock


the limp, flaccid p-n-s of a drunken man.
after all those shots, jimbo had a serious case of vodc-ck when bobby-joe went to give him a bl-wj-b.
1 more definition
vodka and c-ke, but usually said after drinking a few.

also happens when you have decided that c-ke should be called c-ck and above happens easily.
‘i would like some vodc-ck please’
‘i’ve been drinking vodc-ck all night’

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