Vodka Dick
when one is incapable of having s-x due to their inability to “get it up” because of heavy alcoholic consumption. also see whiskey d-ck.
diane wanted to f-ck, but i couldn’t get anything going because i had vodka d-ck.
noun. \’vad-kae\ \’dik\. an extended erection lasting at least 2 times longer than clinically defined whiskey d-ck. typically 4-5 hours. the resulting -j-c-l-t–n from vodka d-ck has 4 x more force than a standard sober release. vodka d-ck is normally achieved when 9 (vodka) drinks or more are consumed with in a 2 hour period according to the ama.
so we f-cked, and f-cked, and f-cked and f-cked and f-cked, and f-cked, and f-cked. i got more ky and f-cked some more until until i finally overcame the d-mn vodka d-ck.
my stamina was incredible last night! unfortunately the vodka d-ck made me knock her tonsils loose when i came, and she still has cramps in her lips.
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